If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Permission to board?
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Nice life preservers.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I perform best when I’m wet.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You really flipturn me on.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.