Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You really flipturn me on.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Permission to board?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Nice life preservers.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
I perform best when I’m wet.