"Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you."
“It’s my car now, but as soon as it’s fixed, it’ll be my daughter’s again.”
– Jeff Stahler
"Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board."
- Zora Neale Hurston
“If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you can use the aircraft the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.”
- Chuck Yeager
"Why do we love the sea? It is because it has some potent power to make us think things we like to think."
- Robert Henri
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
– Robert Orben
"Europeans: I drove 40 minutes to spend the weekend in Paris, then popped to Germany to visit family on the way home. Australians: I was in Queensland and drove for 18 hours. Now I’m still in Queensland."
“Roadtripophobia (n.) The fear of not having any road trips currently booked.“
“Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you.”
“Road Trips: Because they’re cheaper than therapy.”
“A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places.”
– Tom Lichtenheld
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain
"I wish I was a postcard. For under a dollar, I could travel to any location in the world."
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.”
― Tommy Cooper
"Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo."
- Al Gore
“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.”
– George Carlin
"I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving."
- David Attenborough
“Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.”
— Robert Paul
“The inventor of cobblestones was clearly not communicating with the inventor of luggage wheels.”
"The devil himself had probably redesigned hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts."
- Anthony Price
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
— Albert Einstein
"I love those days when my only decision is whether to go to the beach in the morning or in the afternoon."
“Because the greatest part of a road trip isn’t arriving at your destination. It’s all the wild stuff that happens along the way.”
– Emma Chase
"Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery."
- Douglas Horton
“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!”
– Russell Baker
"It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!"
“Jet lag is for amateurs.”
— Dick Clark
"Only on a cruise shiip will you pay hundreds of dollar a day to sleep in a closet."
"A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places."
– Tom Lichtenheld
"What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?"
- George Carlin
“Life is like pocket money. You shouldn't spend it all in one place.”
― Julian Talbot
“This is the first year I’m not going to Fiji because of COVID-19. Normally, I do not go because I am poor.”
— Brooke Miller
“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”
— Truman Capote
“There is nothing safer than flying, it’s crashing that is dangerous.”
- Theo Cowan
“If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.”
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
– Erma Bombeck
“When going on a vacation, I wish I could load my wallet with money as much as I can overpack my luggage.”
"Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated."
– Jean Baudrillard
"I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal."
- Jarod Kintz
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary
“Babies: cry all flight long. Fall asleep during landing.”
"Like all bad drivers, he thought he was the best driver in the world."
- Rebecca West
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
– George Burns
“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.”
— Stephen Wright
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams