"Love may be the best driving wheel, but anger is a pretty good second."
– Steven Tyler
"Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."
– Juan Manuel Fangio
"Parents don’t really go on holidays. They just look after their kids in a different country for a while."
"Everyone’s a little bit crazy and a little bit loud. But everyone’s sharing a generous amount of love."
"A change of latitude would help my attitude."
"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive."
"There are two kinds of travel – first class and with children."
– Robert Benchley
"Family Vacation (n.) A time for you to remember why your family never spends any time together."
"If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I wear a size 7-day Caribbean cruise."
"There is no WiFi in the forest but you will find a better connection."
"There are good ships
and wood ships
and ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships
are friendships
and may they always be."
“Until you’ve learned to drive, you’ve never really learned how to swear.”
— Robert Paul
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams
“I travel a lot, I hate having my life disrupted by routine.”
– Caskie Stinnett
"Once the travel bug bites there is no known antitode, and I know that I shall be happily infected until the end of my life."
- Michael Palin
“I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.”
– Mark Twain
“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.”
— Truman Capote
“Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.”
"I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach."
“It’s my car now, but as soon as it’s fixed, it’ll be my daughter’s again.”
– Jeff Stahler
"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails."
- William Arthur Ward
“How is it that the first piece of luggage on the airport carousel never belongs to everyone?”
— George Roberts
“Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.”
"Why do we love the sea? It is because it has some potent power to make us think things we like to think."
- Robert Henri
"The devil himself had probably redesigned hell in the light of information he had gained from observing airport layouts."
- Anthony Price
"A road trip is a way for the whole family to spend time together and annoy each other in interesting new places."
– Tom Lichtenheld
"It’s bad manners to let vacation wait!"
“Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.”
- Gil Stern
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather
“A tourist is a fellow who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.”
– Emile Ganest
“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.”
— Colin McRae
“I’m taking 4 kids ages 6 and under on a 9-hour road trip. We’ve already had 2 major tantrums. We haven’t even left yet. Avenge my death.”
— James Breakwell
"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking Margaritas."
“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
– Prince Philip
"Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey."
– Babs Hoffman
“The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist!”
– Russell Baker
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
– Steven Wright
“If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you can use the aircraft the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.”
- Chuck Yeager
“If you don’t like how I drive, get off the sidewalk.”
"I have been to almost as many places as my luggage."
"Getting out of bed would be 10x easier if there was a Caribbean ocean and 30 degree weather waiting outside for you."
"I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I can become immortal."
- Jarod Kintz
"I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags."
- Guy Clark
"Help me! I'm on a family vacation!"
"I wish I was a postcard. For under a dollar, I could travel to any location in the world."
"A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it."
- John Steinbeck
“I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords!”
“Jet lag is for amateurs.”
— Dick Clark