Got plans for leftovers, yet?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏