Wow Jokes

Zombie Puns

What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!

Dolphin Puns

My wife: Did you know a single dolphin can have more than 200 offspring?
Me: Wow How about the married ones?

Heart Puns

Nurse: Here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order.
Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.

Nurse Puns

Nurse: Wow, that cut looks pretty bad...want me to stitch it up for you?
Me: No, thanks.

Nurse: Fine. Suture self.