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Vet Jokes

Animal Puns
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
Funny Limericks
There once was a man from Tibet,
Who couldn't find a cigarette.
So he smoked all his socks,
and got chicken-pocks,
and had to go to the vet.
Goat Puns
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Cat Puns
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
Colonoscopy Short Jokes
That new vet really screwed up my pig's colonoscopy
He's pretty ham-fisted