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Toys Jokes

Father Puns
A father was reading a book while his son was playing with toys on the floor. “Daddy, why is that book so thick?” asks the boy.
“It’s long story,” replies the father.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Ugh it’s so hot!’…gets hit by two drops of pool water ‘splash me again and I’ll donate all your toys.’”

- Salty Mermaid.
Pig Puns
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
Toilet Puns
My husband won't let the kids take toys with them when they go potty, but I do.
It is a toy-let, after all.
Jokes For Women
What is the main difference between men and boys? Men's toys cost more.