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Thing Jokes

Classic Pick Up Lines
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
Funny Aging Quotes
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget." - Unknown
“Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” - Maggie Kuhn
Movie Pick Up Lines
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Sun Pick Up Lines
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.