Theories Jokes

Why are conspiracy theories are like moon landings?
Because they're all fake.
“A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.” —Dave Barry
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
“Before I got married, I had six theories about raising children; now I have six children and no theories.”—John Wilmot
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head.