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Halloween Pick Up Lines
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Clothes Pick Up Lines
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Christian Pick Up Lines
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?