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Tan Jokes

Thanksgiving Jokes
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.

But they did get a tan. A puritan.
Beach Puns
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Pick Up Lines
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Mexican Pick Up Lines
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico,
maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Math Puns
Why didn’t sin and tan go to the party?
Just cos.