Tales Jokes

Unlike fairy tales, the stories of Egyptian mummies always goes from riches to rags.
Daddy? Do all fairy tales begin with ‘once upon a time’?
No, there are a whole series of fairy tales that begin with ‘If elected, I promise...’
Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
They don’t have tall tales.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?
You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.