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Survive Jokes

Vaccine Puns
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.
Friendship Quotes
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
Flower Pick Up Lines
As a flower cannot blossom without sunshine, I cannot survive without your love.
Chuck Norris Jokes
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Electricity Puns
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
Storm Puns
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
Oral Hygiene Puns
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.