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Stores Jokes

Pumpkin Puns
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
Nuts Puns
ALDI grocery stores have announced their new store brand peanuts.
ALDI’s nuts.
Electricity Puns
Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”
Where do light bulbs go shopping?
The outlet stores.
Toilet Paper Puns
Stores are running out of toilet paper again.
They’re wiped out.
Horse Puns
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.