Specific Jokes

There is a specific type of cats who love to go bowling. They are known as alley cats.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
The nurse called me and said, “Under ‘medical history’, we were hoping for something specific to you.”
You wrote down “Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928.”
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
Footballers love one specific type of tea; penal-tea.