Simple Jokes

It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What should someone do if they are stuck between a jaguar and a tiger? Simple, just take the Jaguar and drive away from the tiger.
What’s the best way to catch unicorns? Simple, by herding them all to one corner.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t.
It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.