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Sides Jokes

Thanksgiving Puns
On Thanksgiving, why did the turkey cross the table?
To get to the other sides.
Blonde Jokes
How do you keep a blond busy for 2 days? Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.
Tableware Puns
Was arguing with a friend in a restaurant recently when the waiter ran over and took the plate of garlic bread and the coleslaw. I wish he’d stop taking sides.
Puns
Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides?
So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.
Yard Puns
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record.
Boat Puns
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
Blond Jokes
How do you keep a blond busy for 2 days?
Give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides.