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Saint Jokes

Bible Puns
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Irish Puns
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Christmas Puns
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Christian Puns
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Basketball Puns
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.