Saint Jokes

Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.
Santa's beard is so long because he's bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?
“Santa’s beard is so long because he’s bad at shaving. Why do you think they call him Saint Nick?”
Why did Saint Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
They were causing mass hiss-teria!
Who’s the patron saint of poverty?
St. Nickeless.