Ruler Jokes

Tree Puns

When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler

Banana puns

What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
It hit despot.

Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde take a ruler to bed? Because she wanted to measure how long he slept.

Valentines Day Puns

You're the ruler of my heart.