Royal Jokes

What do you call a royal giraffe?
Your highness.
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
Which English royal family was the smartest?
The Tudors.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.