Role Jokes

Toilet Paper Puns

Why could the toilet paper not stop?
Because it was on a role.

Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...

Monster Puns

I knew a vampire who was trying to become an actor. He gave it his best shot, but ended up retraining. He just couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into.

Tableware Puns

Got emotional hearing about the role of tectonic plates in earthquakes. It was really moving.

Hot Dog Puns

Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.