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Grammar Puns
My wife was just recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer and now has surgery scheduled to remove a couple of inches of her colon. I expect her grammar will improve as a result.
Because she's going to have to learn how to use a semicolon.
Best Puns
Lawyer: "Doctor, as a result of your examinations, would you say the woman was pregnant?"
Doctor: "Yes, she was pregnant, but not as a result of my examination."
(Taken from an actual trial)
One Liners and Short Jokes
Lawyer: "Doctor, as a result of your examinations, would you say the woman was pregnant?"
Doctor: "Yes, she was pregnant, but not as a result of my examination."
(Taken from an actual trial)
Pumpkin Puns
I squeezed the innards of a pumpkin into a glass, and the result was just beautiful
In fact, it was gourdjuice.
Art Puns
What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
Flight Puns
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Medieval Puns
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature