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Remembered Jokes

Planet Puns
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Oral Hygiene Puns
I was on the way to the gorcer when I remembered, I need to put toothpaste on the grocery list.
My dad said, "Don't do that! It'll be all messy!"
Jokes For Women
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Basketball Puns
I saw the chicken quickly crossing the basketball court? Then I remembered that the referee was blowing fowls.