Remarkable Jokes

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
— Calvin Trillin
If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?
Because he would be several thousand years old.
"I've never known a person who lives to be 110 who is remarkable for anything else." —Josh Billings
There was an Old Man of Kamschatka,
Who possessed a remarkable fat cur;
His gait and his waddle
Were held as a model
To all the fat dogs in Kamschatka.