Reflection Jokes

Chuck Norris can beat his reflection at rock paper scissors.
Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken, but you can still see the crack in that bastard's reflection.
Lady Gaga
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.