Reflection Jokes

Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broken, but you can still see the crack in that bastard's reflection.
Lady Gaga
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
A guy walks into the bar.
It's hardly surprising he didn't make the steeplechase team, on reflection.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Chuck Norris can beat his reflection at rock paper scissors.