Races Jokes

Where do dolphin races end?
Dolphinish line!
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Man wakes up and says nothing. Wife annoyed shouts, “You’ve forgotten what day it is haven’t you.”
Man goes to work and confides to a colleague, “I think I forgot my wife’s birthday.”
“Not a problem,” he replies. Just go out and buy her a beautiful new dress and a pearl necklace.”
After work the man races home and showers his wife with gifts.
“Oh darling,” she replies, “ what a beautiful new outfit to pick my mother up from the airport in.”
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!