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Protein Jokes

Space Puns
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Chocolate Puns
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
Apple Puns
How many grams of protein are in an apple pi? 3.14159265
Sports Pick Up Lines
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Lettuce Puns
A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.
Strawberry Puns
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.