Propose Jokes

How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
How did the pot head propose to their spouse?
Marriage, You wanna?
A man was about to propose to his fiancé but as soon as he got down on his knees, she started laughing.
It was a fun knee moment.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."