Posted Jokes

Mummy Puns

After Jesus's trial was complete, he asked the Roman soldier closest to him what was going to happen next.
"I don't know. I'll keep you posted."

Witch Puns

What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.

Spine Puns

Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine?
It was about a weak back.

Ancient Rome Puns

After Jesus's trial was complete, he asked the Roman soldier closest to him what was going to happen next.
"I don't know. I'll keep you posted."

Fish Puns

What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!