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Pie Jokes

Pea Puns
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
Classic Pick Up Lines
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Food Quotes
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Cherry Puns
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.