Photos Jokes

The fiance and I were looking at frames for our wedding photos. My wife couldn't take her eyes off the smaller one, but I wanted the larger one. So I told her,
"Honey, you need to look at the bigger picture."
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
How does Santa capture photos? With his North Pole-oroid.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.