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Personal Jokes

Food Quotes
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
One Liners and Short Jokes
I walked in on my girlfriend sleeping with her personal trainer.
Me: "Ok, this isn't working out."
My friend Jim told me today that I make people very uncomfortable and have no respect for personal space. I mean, what a thing to say to a friend.
It totally ruined our bath!
Sports Pick Up Lines
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Want to become my new personal best?
Dinosaur Puns
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.

What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
France Puns
I used to be a personal driver in France
But now I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Travel Pick Up Lines
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Space Pick Up Lines
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.