Parallel Jokes

Math Puns

Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.

Boat Puns

I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”

Music Puns

What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?
“Bach it up.”

Appliance Puns

Why can’t dishwashers do parallel dancing?
They’re never in sink.

Dog Puns

Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he couldn’t parallel bark.