Palm Jokes

Funny Limericks

There was an Old Person of Philæ,
Whose conduct was scroobious and wily;
He rushed up a Palm,
When the weather was calm,
And observed all the ruins of Philæ.

Food puns

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Hand Puns

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

Tree Puns

What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.

What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.