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Nuclear Jokes

Physics Puns
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.
Some people think nuclear physics is interesting.
Well, in my opinion it's really Bohring.
One Liners and Short Jokes
What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
"Oops"
Marriage Puns
I went to a wedding of two nuclear technicians.
The bride was radiant and the groom was glowing.
Garden Quotes
"Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons."
- Dave Barry
Family Puns
Once a year, I take my family on a tour of various nuclear facilities.
While my kids like it, my wife says it’s just a power trip.
Bomb Puns
When the first nuclear bomb was detonated all the neutrons were sad.
Because their parents had just split.