Mentioned Jokes

Funny Money Quotes

“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields

Owl Puns

I was talking to a barn owl last night, when I mentioned that I'd just got engaged.
He said, "You twit! To who?"

Family Puns

I was talking to my Mom the other day and she mentioned that none of her sisters needed the vaccine.
Turned out they already had the auntybodies.

Bible Puns

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.