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Lower Jokes

Password Puns
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
Chocolate Puns
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Wifi Puns
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Clever Jokes
Why did Stalin only write in lower case?
he was afraid of capitalism.
Weather Pick Up Lines
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Kitchen Puns
Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
counter productive.
Music Pick Up Lines
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Toxic Pick Up Lines
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.