Longest Jokes

What are the longest lasting relationships in the fruit world? Orange-d marriages.
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” - Larry Lorenzon
""Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." - Larry Lorenzoni
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Which is the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
Why are birthdays good for you?
People who have the most live the longest.
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.