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Likely Jokes

Puns
What superlative did Robert E. Lee win in high school?
Most likely to secede!
One Liners for Kids
What garment are you most likely to spot a house in?
Address
Mosquito Puns
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
History Puns
The yearbook superlative that Robert Lee had given in his graduation was "Most likely to secede."
Vegetable Puns
Which vegetable is most likely to be your friend?

The broccoli.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
Cherry Puns
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!