Lighter Jokes

Look who’s turning 100,
Your life couldn't be brighter,
With enough candles on your cake,
You have the world's best lighter.


(Kevin Nishmas)
Why do the blondes prefer to have se* instead of bowling?
The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One’s really heavy, the other’s a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Stop looking for the perfect match..
Use a lighter!