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Length Jokes

Train Puns
How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Worm Puns
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Man of Coblenz,
The length of whose legs was immense;
He went with one prance
From Turkey to France,
That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.
There was an Old Man of Madras,
Who rode on a cream-coloured ass;
But the length of its ears,
So promoted his fears,
That it killed that Old Man of Madras.
Yard Puns
My friend was explaining at length how he was digging holes in his backyard for water.
He was boring.