Led Jokes

It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane?
OsMoses.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
I took my friends watch that had an LED flashlight on it.
Now it's my time to shine.
I gave my wife a lamp for our anniversary.
Someone’s getting LED tonight.
Why did Dorothy get lost on her way to the Emerald City? Becuase she was being led by three boys
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Who led the Australians into the promised land, through a semipermeable membrane?
Ozmoses.