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Ion Jokes

Onion Puns
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion
Puns
I’m positive I just lost an electron.
Better keep an ion that.
Brain Puns
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Pick Up Lines
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Science Puns
An atom loses an electron...
It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion.
Seal Puns
What do you call an electrically charged seal?
A seal ion.