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Inch Jokes

Funny Limericks
There was a young fellow named Weir,
Who hadn't an inch of fear.
He indulged a desire,
To touch a live wire,
And he celebrated by drinking beer.
Jokes For Women
How long does it take a man to change the toilet paper? We don't know it's never happened. What's the definition of a woman's perfect lover? A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
Crocodile Puns
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Funny Aging Quotes
"You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." - John Mendoza