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Impressed Jokes

Potato Puns
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
Gorilla Puns
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Ghost Puns
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Food Quotes
“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
― Unknown
Hummus Puns
So I was standing in the grocery store comparing the prices of a couple packs of hummus when my roommate came up to me and suggest the off brand roasted red pepper kind to which I replied:

"Ya, I'm not really sure about that brand. They seem to be very hit and hummus for me."

He was not impressed.
Computer Jokes
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
Gun Puns
My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.