Hurricane Jokes

Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!