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Hoped Jokes

Grass Puns
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Baseball Puns
Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
Vaccine Puns
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Electricity Puns
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb? He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.”
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb?
He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.