Gloves Jokes

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.
Jarod Kintz
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.